Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

 

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes; and this one will be if you sit down.

 

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

 

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

 

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

 

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized

 

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

 

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?